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A Golfing Parody

I think that I shall never see 
a hazard rougher than an tree; 

A tree o'er which my ball must fly 
if on the green it is to lie; 

A tree which stands that green to guard, 
and makes the shot extremely hard; 

A tree whose leafy arms extend 
to kill the six iron shot I send; 

A tree that stands in silence there, 
while angry golfers rave and swear. 

Irons were made for fools like me 
who cannot ever miss a tree. 

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