HumorShack - Sports Joke #93 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf 10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.  9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.  8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.  7. Look at the size of his putter.  6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.  5. Mind if I join your threesome?  4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.  3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip  2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.  And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:  1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first. [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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