| If He Is A...
athlete without a job
astronomer
banker/accountant
bartender
boxer
bus driver
carpenter
chemist
doctor
economist
electrician
engineer
fireman
football player
geologist
lawyer
mathematician
milkman
miner
opera star
personnel
physicist
pilot
policeman
politician
programmer
race car driver
sailor
soldier
teacher
truck driver
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Say To Him, "Our relationship has...
been shut out 45 to 0 with 18 turnovers."
been a black hole."
gone bankrupt."
been on the rocks."
been K.O.'d."
reached the end of the line."
had a sinking foundation."
been under a fume hood for too long."
been malpracticed."
been in a ten year recession."
been short circuited."
been miscalculated."
been burned to the ground."
been fumbled at the one yard line."
been taken for granite."
been given the death penalty."
been taken to the limit."
gone sour."
gone bust."
reached its grand finale."
worker been terminated."
lacked harmonic motion."
lost power in all its engines."
copped out."
been impeached."
been core dumped."
run its course."
lost at sea."
been wiped out."
flunked out."
overturned on our highway of life."
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