HumorShack - Wedding Joke #33 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Top Ten Reasons Robyn Married Todd 10) Had a stockpile of "Buy one, get one free" meal coupons that were about to expire 9) Couldn't see movies at the theaters in Philadelphia for $3.50 8) The Sooners were losing without me 7) Great excuse to see "Twister" back in Oklahoma 6) Always on the lookout for a good reason to return to N'awlins (that's where we married) 5) Needed someone to explain all the technical stuff in "Independence Day" 4) Free unlimited internet access through his .edu server!! Whoo-hoo!! 3) The wedding band had *six more* diamonds on it. 2) Five words: U.S. NACHO TOUR '96 And the number one reason that Robyn married Todd  1) She loves him more than yesterday, less than tomorrow -- and can't imagine another day of her life without him in it!! Ahhhhhh....  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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